Quote by Phyllis Diller:

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

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Phyllis Ada Diller was an American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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