If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
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Kid is healthy! Wife is healthy!
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they’re scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: "You can’t just go out and sell it for what it’s worth, we’re holding out for so much more!"