I had a very Italian house - the “plastic furniture you couldn’t sit on” house. Did anybody have the museum house? For a kid it’s traumatic. Towels you can never touch. China no one’s ever gonna use. Everything is for a special occasion that never happens. My mother was waiting for the Pope to show up for dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.
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Sin is in, and so we begin...
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.
Marijuana will be legal someday, because the many law students who now smoke pot will one day be Congressmen and they will legalize it to protect themselves. I don't smoke pot, and I'm glad because then I can champion it without any special pleading. The reason I don't smoke pot is because it facilitates ideas and heightens sensations - and I got enough shit flying through my head without smoking pot.