My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.
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Quotes by other comedians
Taping yourself and making yourself listen to the tape of each performance no matter how bad is really important. There's always a nugget line or a direction pointed out to you in even the worst show.
Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.
Don't be silly and don't waste your time.
As we know, for centuries Rome regarded the Open Hot Turkey Sandwich as the height of licentiousness.
You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.