For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two.
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Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a tongue in a sports bar when his team wins.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
A black C student can't do shit with his life. A black C student can't be a manager at Burger King. Meanwhile, a white C student just happens to be the President of the United States.