For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two.
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Once you've had a man with no legs, you never go back baby.
I had that game Operation. Big naked white guy... He had no pee pee at all. He was like that guy from the movie Silence of the Lambs remember he tucked it in... "Put the lotion in the basket..." I use to do it I'd come out of my girlfriend's bathroom and go look I'm just like you! I was always afraid that one time she'd be like "Oh yeah! I'm just like you!"
Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.