Now, each baby is different, but this baby, whom we will call Hypothetical...
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I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.