Quote by Red Buttons:

Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, "We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay!" Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons was an American actor and comedian. He won an Oscar and a Golden Globe for his supporting role in the 1957 film Sayonara.

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By the numbers, this was the worst way to have done it. He couldn't think straight. It was fight or flight - and he chose flight.

If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.