James Cagney, who said to Mickey Mouse, "You dirty rat!" Never got a dinner!
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When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
You can buy liquor in a drive-thru store, but you can't smoke a joint in your own damn house.
There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!
"Where there is a will there is a way" is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.
But, let`s face it, I`m a Chicago boy.