Quote by Red Buttons:


Dolly Parton, who said to Mrs. Olson, "Yes, they're mountain-grown." Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons was an American actor and comedian. He won an Oscar and a Golden Globe for his supporting role in the 1957 film Sayonara.

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