Dean Martin’s great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, "I see the cotton, but where’s the gin?" Never got a dinner!
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst... In other words, I had a life.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
See that salesman, twirling that umbrella. I invented that.
Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.