Quote by Red Buttons:

Joseph Cotten, who said, "You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me." Never got a dinner!

Comedian
Short bio
Red Buttons was an American actor and comedian. He won an Oscar and a Golden Globe for his supporting role in the 1957 film Sayonara.

All quotes by Red Buttons

Quotes by other comedians

Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big difference. To me, a friend's a guy who will help you move. A best friend's a guy who will help you move a body. That's how I look at it.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

My aunt used to say, slow and steady wins the race. She died in a fire.

Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.