Joseph Cotten, who said, "You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me." Never got a dinner!
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"Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser! Guy who got his ass stomped every day, basketball, football, baseball, lose, lose, lose and lose. All right, I'm talking about me.
My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
You might be a redneck if you consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.