Quote by Red Buttons:

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, "You're a credit to your rice." Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons was an American actor and comedian. He won an Oscar and a Golden Globe for his supporting role in the 1957 film Sayonara.

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My grandma says she has eyes in the back of her head... I hope it's not hereditary.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an extra accident?'

Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.

She's never seen a single Paul Walker movie? That's a huge Oh-No-No! She also doesn't care about Blu-ray?!