Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, "You're a credit to your rice." Never got a dinner!
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My grandma says she has eyes in the back of her head... I hope it's not hereditary.
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.
I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an extra accident?'
Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
She's never seen a single Paul Walker movie? That's a huge Oh-No-No! She also doesn't care about Blu-ray?!