Crispus Attucks, who said, "Don't shoot till you see the whites!" Never got a dinner!
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I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the "good old days". I'm black, we have no "good old days".
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.