Quote by Redd Foxx:

I'm callin' you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

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John Elroy Sanford, better known by his stage name Redd Foxx, was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Foxx gained success with his raunchy nightclub acts during the 1950s and 1960s. Known as the "King of the Party Records", he performed on more than 50 records in his lifetime.

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I got a truck outside with my name on it: Sanford and Son. I’m Sanford and this is Son.

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.

I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says "caution wide load".