I'm callin' you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.
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I got a truck outside with my name on it: Sanford and Son. I’m Sanford and this is Son.
Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.
I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says "caution wide load".