I'm going to get my bud-nipper and start nipping some bud!
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I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
Even at home, on my stationary exercise bike, I have a rearview mirror.
They probably sit around on the floor with wine and cheese, and mispronounce allegorical and didacticism.
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it’s not politics - and this is, I think, probably a horrible analogy - but I look at politicians as, they are doing what inherently they need to do to retain power. Their job is to consolidate power. When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, ‘That’s what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?’ But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say, 'Bad monkey.'
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.