Munch is the guy who says what a lot of people wouldn't dare say.
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I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.
I saw that Linens 'N Things was going out of business. I know. My first thought was, 'Should have been more specific.'
You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two, I think - I think it's that. I think it's absolute - it's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights.
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
He died of natural causes? Well he got shot in the face with a bazooka... So naturally he’d be dead.