Quote by Richard Belzer:

No one is questioning the nobility and honor of these men and women that are serving and what they're doing. No one questions that. Now they're targets and they're not going out, they're just protecting each other and they're in the middle of a civil war. So it's really not fair to have these people, who volunteered their lives to protect our nation under false pretenses, to now be targets.

Short bio
Richard Jay Belzer is an American stand-up comedian, author, and actor. He is best known for his role as BPD Detective, NYPD Detective/Sergeant and DA Investigator John Munch, whom he has portrayed as a regular cast member on the NBC police drama series Homicide: Life on the Street and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

All quotes by Richard Belzer

Quotes by other comedians

When I was nine, my life was devoted to seeing a tit. I was Captain Ahab, and it was my big white whale. I'd go down to Sears on a Sunday in hopes they'd remove a clothing from a mannequin. Sad but true, sad but fuckin' true.

Well thank you, I can hardly say I'm an 'eloquent' writer, it's like a third grade reading level.

Has anyone ever tested your makeup for lead?

My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.