Quote by Richard Jeni:


Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any worse than the assholes we're pumping out by accident?

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Richard John Colangelo, better known by the stage name of Richard Jeni, was an American stand-up comedian and actor.

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