I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wise-ass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
A friend is someone I complain to about my other friends.