A woman can have sex with whoever she wants, a man only with whoever allows him.
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Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
I had jobs that were as short as an hour and a half. One was putting circulars into newspapers, and I worked at it for 90 minutes before I said “I’m going to the bathroom” and never came back. I never spent a lot of time at a boring job. I’d either quit, or I’d try to make it fun and they would try to fire me. When I worked for a collections agency, I’d fuck with people until it became like a Jerky Boys routine. My bosses would tell me, “You’re still supposed to get the money from them.”
You should’ve hung out, man.
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.