Quote by Richard Lewis:


Even if I'm aroused, my penis is in the shape of a question mark.

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Richard Philip Lewis is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He came to prominence in the 1980s as a comedian specializing in self-deprecating humor before turning to acting.

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You should’ve hung out, man.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.