Life and mental illness aside, the only reason to stay miserable is life or mental illness.
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She had a little quirk! A little glitch. We’d get into an argument, I would present my side of the argument. Her retort would invariably be to... punch me in the face.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.