Quote by Woody Allen:

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

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Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American director, writer, actor, and comedian whose career spans more than six decades. He began his career as a comedy writer in the 1950s, writing jokes and scripts for television and publishing several books of short humor pieces.

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