Quote by Richard Lewis:


I'm a recovering alcoholic but at least I do have cough medicine on tap.

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Richard Philip Lewis is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He came to prominence in the 1980s as a comedian specializing in self-deprecating humor before turning to acting.

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