I'm a recovering alcoholic but at least I do have cough medicine on tap.
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If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: "More than just a great place to die."
The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.