And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural?
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
The problem with the suspenders my mother bought for him is that he hasn't adjusted the straps since he got them. So instead of attaching somewhere around his midsection, the suspenders clip onto his pants three inches below his nipples. Now picture the suspenders attached to sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term "camel balls".