You know what's weird about plane crashes is that you watch it on the news and they say the people have to be identified by their dental records. 'Cause if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
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I’m not even worried about settling down. I think it’s way too early. I’m 25 and I’m in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn’t even been born yet.
Hey, what about Shrek? He's ugly 24/7!
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Evaluate every performance on: stage presence, concentration, delivery, material and lessons learned.
Writing books isn’t a drastic departure from writing for the stage.