Quote by Rodney Dangerfield:

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

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Jack Roy, popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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