I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.
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When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight.
They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he fucking jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fucking Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?