Quote by Rodney Dangerfield:

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

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Jack Roy, popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?" I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way."

You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.

You know what I do? I steal things. Fuck 'em! I grab a handful of candy bars and six magazines and head for the gate.

Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fuck that and fuck your movies! It’s ridiculous, the whole idea of it! It’s just wrong and fake and no!"

Life is full of horrible mistakes.