Comedy is a camouflage for depression.
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield:
Quotes by other comedians
If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it’s still a negative. You’re just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
The only weapon we have is comedy.
I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.
My wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens.