Quotes & Jokes by Alan King / page 2
I was worried about the ground, and while I thought it was quicker than ideal, there was no jar.
A river in Cleveland caught fire… what did they put it out with?
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces.
Banks have this new image of being your friend. If they’re so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?