Quotes & Jokes by Damon Wayans / page 2


Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.

From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be bald like me.

And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.

The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.

I had a great childhood growing up even though we was crazy poor. We was like P O. We couldn't afford O R. That's how Po we were… I remember nights we didn't eat. We had sleep for dinner.

This town was built on nepotism.

When people didn't know me and I was doing stand-up. That's when I was most creative.

But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.

I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.

The show has become my therapy.

I don't ever want to be Number One because once you become Number One, you start to change.

When I want to see the people I grew up with, most of the time I just go to the morgue.

My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.

We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories.

I never thought about being famous.