Quotes & Jokes about Police / page 2
The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.
Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? "Maybe I did kill them people."
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
I don’t think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was "I should cut my bangs."