I write raps so sometimes I will write them in my iPhone. So I was writing the n-word in my iPhone and my iPhone goes, 'Did you mean niggardly?' And I was like, 'No iPhone. I meant nigger; write it.' But then, two weeks later, I was writing Jigga - which is the shortened form of Jay-Z. And my iPhone goes, 'Did you mean nigger?' And I went, 'Whoa, iPhone. You do not get to say that.'
Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Iphone
Top 15 Quotes (out of 9)
You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.
New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.
I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
Whoever said "life without love isn't worth living" didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the "S" stands for "suckers."
If we do have any iPhone users out there, I have incredibly great news for you. I've developed after about six months and finally perfected and it'll be out on the market soon, an app that you'll all want. It allows you to make a phone call.