Adam Ferrara

Quotes

My fondest childhood memory is when I was twelve years old. I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything. “We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.” “Why? I’m not paying you? My parents are!”

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A…. “Hi, my name is Adam and I’m a boyfriend. It’s been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day, but thank God my sponsor came over and we sat down ‘til that feeling went away.”

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it - if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, "Oh, I found me a hobby."

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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