I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
It’s horrible being alone. I threw a surprise party for myself. I parked the car down the street. Tried to fool myself. I set up a piñata up with a blindfold and a baseball bat and ended up my neighbor’s house, beating up their grandmother.
I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
My name is Adam. My father’s name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it’s alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, “Is Adam there?” My father would say, “This is Adam.” My friends would say, “Adam, you were so wasted last night.”
I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?All quotes and jokes