Quotes & Jokes by Adam Sandler
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue...
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
Its too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here.
We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
I’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.<br /> Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
I never had a speech from my father "this is what you must do or shouldn't do" but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.