Quotes & Jokes by Adam Sandler
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue...
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
I’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.<br /> Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.