Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue...
Quotes and Jokes by Adam Sandler
Top 15 Quotes (out of 71)
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
Its too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here.
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
I noticed you all were French, opposite of bonjour to you.
Its too hot for a penguin out here come here mister penguin.
I’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
Sorry I’m not better looking.
They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything. And all of that and you're you.
I never had a speech from my father "this is what you must do or shouldn't do" but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.