(eating out in restaurants before he was famous) "I'll just have a napkin and a breadstick"
Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse
I drink too much. Have you ever done that where you wake up and there’s someone in your bed and they’re a munter. Pulling back that sheet, it’s like Silent Witness ain’t it.
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
I hate my supervisor. Behind her desk it says. ‘You don’t have to be mad to work her, but it helps. ‘Mind you, she’s written it in her own shit.”All quotes and jokes