Alan King


Banks have this new image of being your friend. If they’re so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces.

A river in Cleveland caught fire… what did they put it out with?

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

I was worried about the ground, and while I thought it was quicker than ideal, there was no jar.

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