Alan King


However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces.

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

Banks have this new image of being your friend. If they’re so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

I was worried about the ground, and while I thought it was quicker than ideal, there was no jar.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

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