Albert Brooks


Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.

I come from the place where I am thinking "I have put my blood on the pages."

We export films that are full of sleazy jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we've earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What's seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could ever do.

I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.

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