Albert Brooks

Quotes

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.

We export films that are full of sleazy jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we've earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What's seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could ever do.

I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.

I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.

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