Albert Brooks

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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

I come from the place where I am thinking "I have put my blood on the pages."

This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say.

I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.

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