Albert Brooks

Quotes

I come from the place where I am thinking "I have put my blood on the pages."

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

We export films that are full of sleazy jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we've earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What's seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could ever do.

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