Albert Brooks

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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

I come from the place where I am thinking "I have put my blood on the pages."

I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.

This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.

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