Albert Brooks

Quotes

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

We export films that are full of sleazy jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we've earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What's seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could ever do.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.

I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

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