People are basically good. We all fall. I have so much faith in humanity. That's why God created forgiveness. For those that don't deserve it. You can't spell beautiful without you.

I have a wife back in LA who is so pissed at me... yeah, she’s so mad I’m sleeping with her husband.

Shine. Do. Become. Repeat.

Miracles happen when fear isn't looking.

I'm so gay, I could put a lisp in the word 'cracker.'

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