Quotes & Jokes by Ant

Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing. Two topless men... in silk shorts... fighting over a belt and a purse.

I'm so gay, I could put a lisp in the word 'cracker.'

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

Miracles happen when fear isn't looking.

Shine. Do. Become. Repeat.

I have a wife back in LA who is so pissed at me... yeah, she’s so mad I’m sleeping with her husband.

People are basically good. We all fall. I have so much faith in humanity. That's why God created forgiveness. For those that don't deserve it. You can't spell beautiful without you.