Arj Barker

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“(reading email) ‘Great party Arj. Best party ever.’ What a jerk!”

It’s too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new fonts.

“How do you know he wasn’t being sincere, Arj?”

“Because he wrote it in Sarcastica! If he had enjoyed himself, he would have used Good Times Roman.”

Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid and went home.

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