Artie Lange

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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

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