Artie Lange


I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

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