Benny Hill

Quotes

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.

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