Benny Hill


I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

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