Benny Hill


Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

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