I have a wild bunch of coconuts!
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?All quotes and jokes