Benny Hill

Quotes

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!

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