Benny Hill

Quotes

I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

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