Benny Hill

Quotes

I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

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