Benny Hill


I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

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