Benny Hill

Quotes

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

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