Benny Hill

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

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