Benny Hill

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Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

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