Benny Hill

Quotes

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

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