Bill Bailey

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Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life..."

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.

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