Bill Bailey

Quotes

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard

[as George W. Bush] I will tame evil, I will get the evil ones, We must find the evil ones. We must get evil, we must laminate evil, we must wear it round our necks, at the backstage party in paradise!

There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

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