Bill Bailey

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Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life..."

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'

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