Billy Crystal


This guy was so large, he had his own climate.

I fell in love with the right person, a person I know and who knows me.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

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