Billy Crystal

Quotes

Was at Royal Wedding but didn't go inside. Had same hat as Fergie's daughter.

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand.

Don't give up your power.

This guy was so large, he had his own climate.

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