Billy Crystal

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This guy was so large, he had his own climate.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

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