Billy Crystal


This guy was so large, he had his own climate.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Was at Royal Wedding but didn't go inside. Had same hat as Fergie's daughter.

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