Billy Crystal


Don't give up your power.

Was at Royal Wedding but didn't go inside. Had same hat as Fergie's daughter.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

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