Bo Burnham

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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

Did you poop a virgin? ‘Cause that shit is tight.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me...

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