Bo Burnham


Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

It’s a show that I hope feels intimate in theme, but bigger in presentation. I love Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey and Hans Teeuwen and I’m trying to synthesise elements of theatre into my show a little bit more. I want it to be surprising and rich and fun to watch, and maybe a little confusing. It’ll be very loud and very quiet and very sad and very happy, with things that have you leaving the theatre going, "what..." And not "what" with a question mark; just "what", period.

I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.

I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?” So I didn’t exist.

I got a safe full of cherries ‘cause I pop it and lock it.

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