Bo Burnham

Quotes

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.

I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?” So I didn’t exist.

No one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

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