Bo Burnham

Quotes

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.

I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?” So I didn’t exist.

I got a safe full of cherries ‘cause I pop it and lock it.

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13 year old girls and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers.

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