Bo Burnham

Quotes

I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

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