I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.
What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.All quotes and jokes