Bo Burnham

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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?” So I didn’t exist.
I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.
I got a safe full of cherries ‘cause I pop it and lock it.
No one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you.
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