I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.
What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.
Did you poop a virgin? ‘Cause that shit is tight.
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