Bob Hope

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He rules the country with an iron fist - the same way he plays the piano.

Everything Reagan does, Gorbachev does him one better. Reagan wears the flag of his country on his lapel. Gorby wears the map of his country on his forehead.

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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