Bob Hope

Quotes

He rules the country with an iron fist - the same way he plays the piano.

He plays just like a union man. He negotiates the final score.

I've played some strange rounds of golf in my travels. One course in Alaska was hacked out of the wilderness. My caddy was a moose. Every time I reached for a club he thought I was trying to steal his antlers.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

All quotes and jokes