Bob Hope

Quotes

He rules the country with an iron fist - the same way he plays the piano.

I've played some strange rounds of golf in my travels. One course in Alaska was hacked out of the wilderness. My caddy was a moose. Every time I reached for a club he thought I was trying to steal his antlers.

He plays just like a union man. He negotiates the final score.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

A lot of people were surprised that Ford picked Nelson Rockefeller to run with him. After all, Rocky had tried to get the job of president three times himself. That's like asking Morris the Cat to watch your tuna salad.

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