I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
Quotes and Jokes by Bob Hope
Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 119)
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Welcome to the Academy Awards - or as it`s known at my house, Passover.
Elvis is just a young, clean-cut American boy who does in public what everybody else does in private.
You can always tell when a man's well-informed. His views are pretty much like yours.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.